Date added: 10/18/2013

German Goo Girls Review

Full Review by Ric

Everyone knows things are always a bit weirder and wilder when it comes to German porn – it's like a whole different world over there in terms of perverted smut. German Goo Girls hold true to this fact with some amazing displays of cum-rich-sluttiness.
German Goo Girls
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  (6/10)

So it's obvious, the scenes are pretty insane group gatherings from the get go. It's a semen gangbang party for the most part where one or two lucky gals are the center of attention for some incredible man-gravy theatrics. At any given time, some one is always fucking, getting blown, jacking off, waiting in line or squirting jizz on a tongue – it's methodical and chaotic at the same time, and all in a clean studio setting.

You're already here to watch the bukkake cum festivities go down, but you gotta just take in the sheer whore power that is going on with the girls. They are literally used as cum dumpsters with their pussy, ass and mouth taking in the big loads throughout the scenes. She'll be riding high on hard cock while eating cum as fast as it's shot in her hot little mouth – then, just turns around to deep throat the next cock!

Once they get a taste, it's as if these young women get drunk on cum continuing to devour the man-goo, play with it, swallow and sperm swap with other girls. Some scenes get into elaborate cum eating fun, where they mix different loads together – then she'll gargle and swallow the mess, or spit out the lumpy white concoction to play with it some more! No cum dodgers here.

Only full dvd titles are available without scenes breaking up the content, so be ready for the long haul for downloading the complete porn movie. But all content is available for streaming with flash and some h.264 native-HD streams available too, on newer stuff.

Downloads are served up in 480p, 720p and 1080p for the latest updates – but go back into the archive and quality drops to below dvd resolutions. Some scenes also have matching photo/screenshot sets of all the sperm mayhem as it happens.

The members area is somewhat cumbersome to use, with all the content just strewn down the pages with similar previews and descriptions. They have tagged keywords and a model index breaking stuff up, but most scenes incorporate a lot of the same general kinks. Anal, bukkake, double penetration, facials, interracial – these cumsluts get a salty taste and kinda all just end up going for it all! Also, there's a wicked bandwidth limit for transfers.

At the end of the day, the John Thompson studio doesn't fuck around when it comes to insatiable hardcore/bukkake entertainment. Hop on this crazy cum-slut train and hold on tight, you're in for some fucking awesome sperm fueled debauchery of epic proportions!

Rating 9.3 Excellent
Monthly $39.95

HD video options

H264: 1920x1080 @ 4.0Mbps
H264: 1280x720 @ 3.0Mbps
H264: 854x480 @ 1.6Mbps
H264: 640x480 @ 1.6Mbps

HD photo options

JPG: 1000x666
JPG: 1000x562

Strong points

Amazing bukkake content, 1080 video, hd streams, large collection

Weak points

Bandwidth limits, layout/nav, low quality archive, price
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